If I've ever said in the past that I wished a gameplay session of Mother 3 had more combat in it, then today my wish was granted tenfold: I'm in the middle of a grueling, ghostly gauntlet. On one hand, I knew this was coming. Osohe Castle is, in my opinion, a legitimate difficulty spike … Continue reading Frog #22: No Tall Maples →

You're a pretty good thief, if you're reading this manual. You've made it inside the Haunted Castle now, which is itself a feat that should be commended. But, like I said, you're a good thief, and you know that commendation is nothing compared to treasure. You know that despite our musings of the Heart, Mind, … Continue reading Frog #21: How to Break Into a Haunted Castle, Vol. 1 →

I believe it is important to find simple things you enjoy. For example, I like to relish in the final forkful of a salad. Sometimes, I rewatch all of On Cinema in a week's span while playing Runescape. I also like to sometimes forego cooking on a Sunday, and instead buy a Little Caeser's pizza … Continue reading Frog #20: The Secret Cabbage Garden →

Listen: There is more to thieving than stealing. A thief thieves for thousands of reasons. A thief steals for notoriety among other thieves. A thief steals something so that another thief cannot steal it. A thief steals something from another thief, and returns it to its rightful owner. A thief steals something from another thief, … Continue reading Frog #17: The Heart of a Thief →